Matchup Ministry

GRADED THIS WEEK · SEPT 1, 2026

Jordan Addison WR 2027 2nd ⇄ Sam LaPorta TE

Closes. Their WR hole meets your TE-premium math — down 4 on raw value, up 9 on roster fit. The desk's advice: if they balk, add a 2028 3rd. Never the 2027 1st.

1,132players priced against your league's actual scoring

48news sources read hourly, every team's wire included

1,200drafts simulated before your first pick was on the clock

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Every pick lands the moment it's made. Tiers drain in front of you. Runs get called before they break. When the board turns, your plan turns with it.

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STRATEGY BRANCHES · RE-SCORED EVERY PICK

B · Fallen Star — Kittle now, WR next68% · LEADING

C · Air Raid — stack the pass game55% · VIABLE

A · Cook & CarryDEAD — anchor drafted 6.68

THE MARKET

The Trade Desk

Drag players in. See both sides priced for your league's format. The verdict leads with the other manager's win — the version that gets accepted.

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YOU SEND

JAJordan AddisonWR · MIN31

272027 2ndyour pick12

YOU RECEIVE

SLSam LaPortaTE · DET39

TUNED TO YOUR LEAGUE

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0.5 PPR here, 6-point passing TDs there, a keeper rule nobody else on earth uses. The Ministry starts from your league's actual settings and history — so a tight end is worth what he's worth in your scoring, not somebody's average league.

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MEET ARCH

Arch is with you — however you want to talk.

Arch is the Ministry's counsel. He knows your roster, your scoring, your league's history. Ask him anything. He answers with evidence. Never a guess.
App, email, or text. Same brain, every door.

IN THE APP

conner to IR. wire has blue jr, allgeier, mason

Blue Jr., and it isn't close — 74% snap share since Week 2, and your flex is the thinnest in your league. Bid 24% of FAAB; the two teams with deeper budgets are already set at RB.

24%? steep

Championship flexes get bought in September. 24%.

BY EMAIL

FROMArch <arch@matchupministry.com>

REHe offered Pittman for my 2027 1st

Decline, politely. Pittman is WR18 by your half-PPR numbers and your 2027 1st projects top-6 — that's premium capital for a floor player. Counter with your 2026 2nd plus Mooney: it answers his WR need without touching the pick that matters.

Want the counter written in your voice? Reply "draft it."

— A

BY TEXT

mixon just popped up questionable?? kickoff in 3 hrs

Limited Friday, game-time call per the beat wire. If he's out, his backup is a body, not a start. Pivot to Warren — same kickoff window, locked-in role, and your bench loses nothing.

do it. warren in

Set. I'm on the inactives the second they post.

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